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WARNING: This web site contains language and images which may be unsuitable for children and adults who disapprove of unsavory stuff. In fact, underage trespassers may be shot on sight. (Sorry, but it's the only way to protect the kids.) Because I do care, here's a link to a WWW caponizer. Or you can whine about it to me.
This is a scrapbook
of stuff I've made, mainly 1:6 scale figures/dolls. None of it's for sale;
however, if you like to make things, you might find some useful tips or
inspiration here. It's a big, sprawling site that grows by ingesting my
articles. As they're digested, the articles end up in index categories
to help you browse by area of interest. Remarkably, this website never
poops... which explains why it's gotten so bloated.
The sequential record of articles (WASSUP) is
listed below and is the most frequently updated index. I eventually get
around to filing those project articles under category indexes. SCI-FI
and MEDIEVAL are mislabeled and are really more general collections
of fantasy projects and articles set in the future and distant past.GI-JOE
is where everything else goes, along with reviews and external links to
hobby resources. STAR WARS is where this site started; customized
3-3/4" action figures. PG-RATED shows my transition away from Star
Wars figures and a brief attempt at Garage Kit sculpting, before I began
working almost exclusively in 1:6 scale. GFX is a collection of
printable 1:6 scale documents. BONHAM showcases some incredible
work by an amazing artist; I'm honored to be able to host his work here.
I've forgotten what other indexes are for since they're so infrequently
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2011: THE YEAR WE GOT TIRED OF STUPID ACRONYMS (TYWGTOSA)
2010: TWO YEARS UNTIL 2012
2009: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL DOING THIS
2008: THE YEAR WE MADE QUESO
January 10, 2008
2007... zzzzzzzzzz (Ten Years After)
HUH? IT'S 2006???
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ONCE UPON A TIME, IT WAS 2005
- 12/31/05 Medicom's Zetton & Metoron Seijin From Ultraman & Ultraseven, two rubber-suited dolls I was so sure I wouldn't buy...
- 12/25/05 *Dahli, the Jungle Huntress Weird fetishy stuff, locked up in the new "Raunchy Projects" dungeon...
- 11/26/05 Billiken's Godora Seijin Ultraseven's lobster-headed nemesis, served up as a garage kit...
- 11/25/05 Kaiyodo's Garadama Monster Complete garage kit buildup, done as Pigmon (and proving that size matters not)...
- 11/19/05 Medicom's Ultraseven Reviewing another version of Ultraseven...
- 11/12/05 12" Ultra Monsters 4 Antora/Antler, Pegassa Seijin & Pegira repaint, from Billiken..
- 11/06/05 12" Ultra Monsters 3 Kanegon & Eleking repaint, from Billiken...
- 10/20/05 12" Ultra Monsters 2 More garage kits-- Pagos & Bemura, from Billiken...
- 10/15/05 Takara's Annu & Fuji Review & Hayata conversion, with CG 2.0 op-ed...
- 10/08/05 12" Ultra Monsters Old vinyl kits-- Kemurujin, Gomora & Red King...
- 09/14/05 Medicom's Mephiras Seijin from Ultraman The next in the series, just released...
- 09/11/05 Action Doll A Review of Obitsu Body and Other Stuff...
- 09/06/05 Neo Borg Seijin Ripped from Ultraseven, not Star Trek's Borg...
- 08/29/05 Nemesis The sad results of a brain oversaturated with Ultraman Tiga episodes...
- 08/24/05 Dadamama From the "Personals" section of the Dada Chronicle...
- 08/11/05 Ultrawoman Lulu Another quickie fanfic project...
- 08/01/05 Fearumu - Rotten Half-Sister of Kyojin Camearra Delving into the Ultraman genre for a quickie project...
- 07/15/05 Medicom's Dada from Ultraman Yet another Ultraman review. Gee, maybe there's a pattern developing?
- 06/30/05 Medicom's Baltan Seijin from Ultraman Another review. Surely, everyone's heard of Baltan Seijin?
- 06/13/05 Bio-Booster Armoured Alien Demoness B'harbi Naw... just kidding. It's really an Indiana Jones custom job... Naw...
- 06/13/05 Medicom's Jamila Creature from Ultraman A review of one of the most eagerly awaited dolls since Adric...
- 06/13/05 Monte Montgomery pics My other hobby: Guitar Godz worship...
IT USED TO BE 2004
- 11/07/04 Marolena A scantily-clad fantasy fashion doll...
- 10/07/04 Lord Graedik Head Male Red Demon of Heck...
- 09/10/04 Drake A big drag 'un... (updated 09/17/04)
- 09/06/04 Rincus, the Obsequiotician I applied for that job once, but wasn't qualified...
- 09/02/04 *Lamia Cheesecake demoness #3/3, profoundly topless...
- 07/15/04 Baal Hey, why's his tail on his frontside?
- 03/06/04 Nadja, Goddess of Abundance ... (updated 03/07/04)
- 02/16/04 Gorgon ... (updated 02/23/04)
- 02/14/04 When Heck Freezes Over Jez photos; I seen my opportunities and I took 'em...
- 01/29/04 Personal Demons (A.K.A. "Downtown Angel") They aren't so bad once they're housebroken... (updated 02/04/04)
- 01/25/04 Dragon's Timeline Medievals It's starting to look like reviews are the only thing I do around here...
- 01/18/04 The Return of Ultraseven Even though I don't do reviews anymore, here's one, sort of...
WHAT WAS UP IN 2003
- 12/30/03 *Brucelia, The Bovine Demoness of Heck Moooooooo... If you like 'em beefy... (updated 12/34/03)
- 12/13/03 Shebob Update? Wazzat??? Voodoo Gal,
"reimaged"... (updated 12/21/03)
- 06/10/03- AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: THE GUITAR
STUFF
- Strat-1 Of general non-interest to everyone...
- Strat-4 Frankenstrat...
- Strat-5 Money wisely spent...?
- GK-2A External-Internal Conversion Notes Huh? Wazzat?
- Graphtech's Hexpander- Strat Installation Written for the 7 people on the 'Net who might be interested...
- Shoehorning a Strat Adding active circuitry to further Frankenstrat a Strat...
- Les Paul Personal Boldly stepping out
into the unexplored territory of Frankenpauling...
- 04/05/03 Valkyrie 3 (A Slight Return) Yeah, and a slight update, too... (updated 04/09/03)
- 03/10/03 Hammered Metal - Part 2 An armoured horse (of course)... (updated 03/12/03)
- 02/14/03 Generic Red Demoness- Part 2 Not much progress, just more pics...
- 02/12/03 Dragon's Stray Dog It took waaaaay too long to come up with enough filler for this review...
- 02/09/03 Hammered Metal A metal bra, fashioned for more conservative times...(updated 02/26/03)
- 02/05/03 dajoint's Z.M.D.C You wanna some reviews? Well here's another stinkin' review!
- 02/05/03 Ignite's Roman Empire Enough of the damned filler projects! Let's see some @#$% reviews!
- 01/20/03 Generic Red Demoness Unfortunately, the real-life demons look like you and me... (updated 02/05/03)
WHAT WAS UP IN 2002
- 12/22/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Eight The Undead Project... (updated 12/30/02)
- 12/01/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Seven The Pogosnout of Pokiefenokee... (updated 12/08/02)
- 11/30/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Six Is it Live or is it Mammorex? The silicone-inflated analogue of chainmail...
- 11/26/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Five Is Maile Hell? Inquiring minds want to know... (updated 11/29/02)
- 11/23/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Four The Cuirass of Damnation...
- 11/21/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Three Medieval Temptation; "Kitbashing" 1:1, a.k.a. "Spending Your Way To Hell"...
- 11/17/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Two And so it continues... The Hounskull of Hell (updated 11/21/02)
- 11/16/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part One And so it begins... (again) The Whooters of Purgatory
- 10/26/02 Drachae, The Spider Witch Another totally nekkid beauty with exotic features...
- 10/08/02 Valkyrie 2 Part 2 of the Gretchen project. The pain is all in the details... (updated 10/11/02)
- 10/04/02 R.I.P., Gretchen Gazongas Hey, it's been swollen, but it's time to let the air out... (Warning: the usual SALTY & SEXIST LANGUAGE) (updated 10/06/02)
- 09/28/02 Impotentate Yeah, it's him but it's really about robe making...
- 09/26/02 Medicom's Fujiko Mine There hasn't been much to review in a long time... (Warning: HUGE, NIPPLELESS BREASTS!)
- 09/14/02 Armoured Cheescake Instead of tackling the exciting "Lady Fishmonger" or "Ordinary Townsperson" project, I've decided to bring you this...
- 09/08/02 Demon Warrior 2 It's both page 2 of Demon Warrior article and an entirely new figure who happens to look like the last one...
- 08/25/02 Grrrrr... Arrrrgh... It's the Demon Warrior from a recent I Sez/Remarks entry, now in project format... (updated 08/31/02)
- 08/11/02 Abuela Move along, you won't find any naked breasts here... (updated 08/14/02)
- 07/28/02 High Priestess (Reworking the Mall Babe) Minorly revising an old figure... (Danger: PAINTED NIPPLE!)
- 07/05/02 Monkey Woman In The Beginning, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... (Warning: NAKED MONKEY BREASTS!) (updated 07/14/02)
- 06/05/02 Troll Demon A quickie (NOT!) extra to flesh out the Primeval World... (updated 06/16/02)
- 05/29/02 Jezebel 2 Hot action shots of Jezzie doing vegetables, farm animals, and midgets on roller skates...
- 05/19/02 Jake Wardlow - Diorama Artist A guest submission of some cool diorama photography...
- 05/17/02 Jezebel (Messin' With Perfection) Recovered from the Dead Sea, the long-lost article... (updated 05/21/02)
- 05/12/02 Views From the Wasteland Just pix...
- 04/26/02 Bunny 2 More of Big Butted Bunny, with a meandering discussion of posing...
- 04/23/02 Bunny The chainmail bikini poster gal, as seen in the recent "I Sez/Remarks" section...
- 04/23/02 BBI's Perfect Body CG/CY I'm not supposed to do reviews, but I do them anyway, just to irritate people... (updated 04/25/02)
- 04/06/02 Jungle Princess Ashanti- LITE VERSION (For non-contributors to the Message Board) BBI's Ebony gives up the streets for the rustic life ... (Danger: NKD DLLS)
- 04/06/02 Jungle Princess Ashanti- PREMIUM VERSION (For contributors to the Message Board) BBI's Ebony gives up the streets for the rustic life ... (Danger: NAKED DOLLS!) (©¢¤ô§ 07-04-02)
- 04/06/02 Small Stuff Updated with info about Heat Shrink Printouts...
- 03/24/02 * Part 2- Queen of the Demon Monkey Goddesses Because there's no warning at the top of the page, entry is through the bottom of Part 1 (unless you've figured out how I name files)... (Danger: BIG PICS OF WET NAKED BOOBS!)
- 03/14/02 Bandai's Ultraman Type-C You must be over 40 years old to read this article... (Danger: EXPENSIVE TOY!)
- 03/10/02 SST's Holy Grail Review Yeah, so the site's been down for a buncha days. And??? So, I haven't been answering email either. And??? What's your point???...
- 02/24/02 * Queen of the Demon Monkey Goddesses Just another big girl with big horns... (Danger: NUDITY!) (updated 03/14/02)
- 02/17/02 Chasing the Dragon One of those periodic editorials I do in lieu of starting new stuff...
- 02/08/02 B-I-G Top Shelf Collectibles' Men of Honor...
- 01/28/02 BBI's Joanna Dark (costarring Mai Shiranui) BBI stole Dragon's thunder and their removeable upper torso concepts... Whoops... sorry: (Danger: NUDITY!) (updated 02/05/02)
- 01/27/02 *Green Demon Monkey Goddess Speaking of sows...(Danger: NUDITY & LEWDITY!) (updated 02/10/02)
- 01/19/02 SOW'S EAR SAFS, PART 2 Finishing touches; it now has a more dignified (or pompous) nickname...
- 01/01/02 SOW'S EAR SAFS Foolish human. Did you think the new year had any special meaning for me? Relentlessly, we plod... (updated 01/12/02)
WHAT WAS UP IN 2001
- 12/29/01 1:6 SAFS, Part 3 These pages are filling up waaay too fast; a moron's guide to painting... (updated 12/30/01)
- 12/26/01 1:6 SAFS, Part 2 Article mitosis; the arms, the legs, the hatch... (updated 12/27/01)
- 12/16/01 1:6 SAFS A possible/impossible (?) conversion project... (updated 12/22/01)
- 12/15/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit 4 Sheesh! This ain't over yet??? (updated 12/18/01)
- 12/10/01 Small Stuff A BTW tool-talk article; chucks, buttons, zippers & eyelets...
- 12/07/01 Hasbro's Super Articulation Joe A review; Hasbro again proves that Joe is worth dumping some development money into... (updated 01/01/02)
- 12/02/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit 3 Deconstruction, more downside detailing as we ooze closer to the the finality of painting... (updated 12/14/01)
- 11/23/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit 2 A new page to start Phase 2 of the project: Detailing... (updated 11/30/01)
- 11/23/01 SF3D/Maschinen Krieger Background material; a quick look at some of the Nitto models... (updated 12/22/01)
- 11/03/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit A continuation of the Via Borracho project or the start of a new dead end? Time will tell...
- 10/28/01 Via Borracho, Episode 2 Drill dangerous old boy! It continues...
- 10/18/01 Playboy's Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt She finally came. So... what were you expecting???
- 10/15/01 Takara's CY Girl - Cutie Honey Review of a bit of Japanese esoterica...
- 10/15/01 Via Borracho Another face of Eve... (Danger: Boobs ahoy!) (updated 10/27/01)
- 10/11/01 DML's Eve 2.0 I said I wouldn't buy one but I lied...
- 10/02/01 Huaca Juaca I guess there's more to life than buying toys? If produced commercially, this would be a real shelf squatter...
- 09/24/01 Hasbro's Weapon Tech Hey, more reviews! Shop Til U Drop. As Barbie sez, "Spending money is fuuuuun..."
- 09/21/01 BBI's F-15C Cockpit Yet another review, just in case you're considering getting one for your F-15 pilot... (updated 09/21/01 ;^)
- 09/19/01 Dragon's F-14 Pilot Another review, just in case you're considering getting one for your F-15 pilot...
- 09/13/01 BBI's F-15C Pilot A review, just in case you're considering getting one for your F-15 cockpit... (updated 09/16/01)
- 08/17/01 Real Doll 2020, Part 2 Ongoing project notes for Galbot, split into two parts for your browsing convenience... (updated 08/17/01)
- 08/07/01 Thumbnail Index to Some Projects It's a retarded idea I've had for a long time. Someday I may get around to some serious housecleaning...
- 07/28/01 Review: Future Klink of Stalag 1300? Since we're doing robot stuff, here's a lite Neo Henshin Cyborg piece...
- 07/24/01 Real Doll 2020 An unfinished slacker's project...
- 07/24/01 Review: Volks Neo Guy What kinda name is Neo Guy anyway? Sheesh! I guess it beats "Neo Fella" though...
- 06/22/01 Review: Volks Neo Base Model It's summertime in the Northern Hemisphere, but the site isn't entirely dormant...
- 05/28/01 Lindsey Goes Metal A quickie costuming thing, pandering to those who like boobs behind mesh...
- 05/17/01 Minerva After much blood, sweat & tears, page 3 of the Athena project (updated 05/26/01)...
- 04/28/01 Athena Page 2 of the Barbra Underwire recycling project, with a more substantial "elephant part" (updated 04/30/01)...
- 04/21/01 Barbra Underwire, Recycled Recycling the only blond female figure that I've ever made... Hey, some of my best friends are blond! (Danger: NIPPLEAGE!) (updated 04/27/01)...
- 04/01/01 Generic Fantasy Warrior: Part 4 The Finale... Could it finally be over? We'll see about that... (updated 04/02/01)
- 03/24/01 Mondo Guyver Don't get excited. It's just a bunch of pictures of Max Factory's model kits. Pure filler...
- 03/21/01 Air Power A rare tool-talk article; Before Viagra, there were penile implants. But this article's about air compressors...
- 03/15/01 Generic Fantasy Warrior: Part 2 The Spectacle... Just what you've been waiting for. See Jimbob spend money OTA... (updated 03/28/01)
- 02/23/01 Jacqueline 21st Century Toys' new "Ultimate Soldieress" figure...
- 02/23/01 Generic Fantasy Warrior First installment of what could be a long, drawn-out and boring project. Text-heavy, to get you in that mood... (updated 03/14/01)
- 02/15/01 Neo Eve Dragon's new "Ultimate Soft Skin" figure...
- 02/14/01 Artie Livia Gets a Whole Buncha Bones... Articulating a skeleton (updated 02/18/01)
- 02/07/01 Yellow Submarine's Collectible Items, Part 2 More on the Mauser, the MP28 & MP41...
- 02/05/01 Get Real Girl A review of a fairly obscure but relatively recently released femfig...
02/02/01 *Livia
Gets The Bone This is what you were waiting for, right? (Danger:
NUDITY!) (updated 02/04/01)01/28/01 *Livia's Stuff A second page to show off her "stuff" (no, not that stuff)...(Danger: NO NUDITY!) (updated 02/09/01) 01/26/01 *Livia If you like nekkid horny big-legged women, this one's for you... (Danger: NUDITY!) |
- 01/12/01 More Bull It's the project from the cusp of the millennium, brought back to comatose state with very minor updates. It now resides on two pages, and this is page 2... (updated 1/13/01)
- 01/09/01 Yellow Submarine's Collectible Items No figures this time. Just big & little guns...
- 01/03/01 Freakie Frankie A look at Sideshow Toy's
variations on a theme... (updated 1/7/01)
WHAT WAS UP IN 2000
- 12/28/00 Bull What I meant by "bigger"...(Danger: NUDITY!)
- 12/26/00 Lilith's Vacation in Hell A few more pix...
- 12/20/00 Lilith A Devil Gal with big horns... (Danger: NUDITY!)
- 12/18/00 Sean the Ripper From Sean, taken from the Guestbook: A look inside the JAKKS Pacific dolls...
- 12/17/00 Pat 30581401 A look at the Selena/Kelly dolls...
- 12/14/00 BBI's Dream Gals Wow, I invented these, right after inventing the Internet (CY Girls revue)... (updated 1/7/01)
- 07/26/00 Minx The Amazon complainer from Hel...
- 07/16/00 What i Did This Summer Some filler pics shot in a synthetic natural setting...
- 06/24/00 Little Brother Hey, it's cute lil' Annie Skywalker!
- 06/13/00 Here's Lindsey It's hard to follow in the footsteps of all those entertaining articles I've posted recently, but I try... (updated 06/17/00)
- 06/06/00 Where's Eve? Since Winona's been reviewed to death already, another one can't hurt... (updated 06/10/00)
- 06/02/00 Skinned Figures A wordy discussion prompted by a submission in the Guestbook ... ( Uh... What Was the Question Again? updated 06/07/00)
- 06/02/00 Golden Crane Creativity Award An opportunity to point out the existence of my obscure "vanity page" (which is supposed to be different from the rest of the site). Wow, you can now read my article from the defunct "Go Figure" magazine too, woo hoo!
- 05/24/00 Base Model A look at Volks' Base Model figure doll thingamawhachacallit...
- 05/20/00 Spring Cleaning Another type of customizing: Customizing the workroom... (updated 05/23/00)
- 05/10/00 Inside SSSSAM As promised, an inside look at 21st Century Toys' new "Super Soldier" figure...
- 05/05/00Mattel Slayer? Still coasting, but here's a critical look at 21st Century's much-anticipated "Super Soldier" figure...
- 04/27/00 Cherry Tarts As penance for my current burnout phase, I've added an update to this article. You can't have too much of a good thing...
- 04/15/00 Demon Lord Hey, the script called for one of these... (updated 04/24/00)
- 04/13/00 Added the new subindex "GFX" (across the top) for downloadable & printable graphics. Also, be sure to check out David Williams' revised (04/14/00) Lucky Strikes graphic and new matches: He's a mad tweaker (just like me)...
- 04/11/00 Little Sister Before the proliferation of cable and Microsoft's font, it was fashionable to call gals like this "Aerial", "Arial" or "Ariel". I call her "Alor of the Littlecups", and now you can see what she looks like below them... (updated 04/12/00)
- 04/11/00 Ssssmokinnn' David and Kyle submitted downloadable graphics of the Green Luckies version, while I try to find an elegant way of editing the revision into the original article...
- 04/08/00 Little Sister The new Frazetta-ish gal... (updated 04/09/00
- 04/08/00 Ssssmokinnn' Some new downloadable graphics for the "Dirty Dave" article, submitted by David Williams. Kewl...
- 04/06/00 Formative Slayer? We're on a roll, so why not? From the folks who brought you Barbie, behold Max Headr...Steel!!!...
- 04/01/00 Dragon Slayer? Taking a break from the project, so here's an article about the new SOTW figure...
- 03/29/00 No Guts, No Glory What happens when you eat too many rare Rib Eyes? Find out... (updated 04/05/00)
- 03/16/00 Primal Man Primal World continues. Sheesh, I'm tired of putting these nekkid boobage warnings on articles (updated 03/25/00)...
- 03/13/00 *Something Old, Something New Part 3: "This Is Not Jo Momma's Barbie Doll" (sorry, due to the "adult" theme, you have to access it through the first page)...
- 03/11/00 "I Make Movies With Joes" A guest submission which shows another fun and creative thing you can do...
- 03/07/00 *Something Old, Something New A new or an old project, depending on how you look at it (updated 03/09/00; part 2)...
- 03/04/00 Francis Tavares' Bond One of the perks of being an "Image Depot"...
- 03/04/00 Ron's Tanker Helmet A guest submission which epitomizes the spirit of customizing at its finest...
- 02/28/00 Cherry Tarts And now, for something completely different...
- 02/27/00 Dirty Dave 4 Leggings: Sorry, but I jumped the gun and wrapped the "pop quiz" up early so we could move on to other things...
- 02/24/00 Dirty Dave 3 Split for further expansion & faster loading: Third page of the customizing project- Walkie talkie...
- 02/19/00 Dirty Dave 2 Second page of the customizing project- Jacket, buttons, patches, smokes...
- 02/11/00 Dirty Dave Customizing Dragon's WWII 1st Infantry "Dave"- belt, leggings, helmet, Tommygun...
- 02/08/00 Shadow of the Dragon A long, pictureless article about the impact of the Big Boys on customizing (yawn). Pass on this one...
- 02/05/00 Evabeth Continued Continued... The article was getting longish, so it reproduced asexually. Fishnet Hose & Heels (updated 02/06)...
- 01/29/00 Evabeth Continued... The Millennium is an illusion. Time flows linearly and continuously. An article about painting...
- 01/22/00 Mattel's Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra Y'know, like a doll review? Sort of a follow-up to the last thing I worked on, way back last year before I threw my brain onto a live grenade...
- 01/22/00 Luciano-Pierfrancesco-Hill
WWII--Italy. Nothing new from me, but some pic submissions I should have put
up last year...
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