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to my big, bloated scrapbook of stuff, mainly 1:6 scale figures/dolls.
None of it's for sale; however, if you like to make things, you
might find some useful tips or inspiration in some of the projects.
Most articles are long, rambling, and without dot-to-dot pictures.
I like looking at pictures and hate reading as much as anyone, but
it's more fun to write about tangential things than it is to write
recipes and interrupt a project with picture taking. Most people
who make stuff don't/shouldn't need dot-to-dot pictures or recipes.
as a custom Star Wars figures website in 1997, when dialup and hand-coded
websites ruled. It's still frozen in the era of "HTML for Dummies",
which seems to work fine for the "articles-with-pictures" paradigm.
Fashionable, stylistically-consistent pages aren't a priority and
I don't strive to dazzle you with fancy user-interface widgets.
I don't care about SEO ratings because I'm not doing this to make
money off of you. There are no advertisements, data-mining scripts
or social media features here... It's meant to be read sitting down
in front of a computer. If you can read this on a smart phone, it's
purely by accident. (BTW, get off my fucking lawn.)
record of articles (WASSUP) is listed below and is the most
frequently updated index. The articles reflect the cyclic ebb and
flow of my oddball and nerdy interests. I eventually get around
to filing those articles under the category index links at the top
of the page. SCI-FI and MEDIEVAL are where most recent
stuff goes; they're general collections of 1/6 scale fantasy projects
and articles set in the future and ficticious past.
is an old section that rarely gets new material; it has old projects,
reviews and (likely) dead links to hobby resources. STAR WARS
is where this site started; customized 3-3/4" action figures. PG-RATED
shows my transition away from Star Wars figures and a brief attempt
at Garage Kit sculpting, before I began dabbling almost exclusively
in 1:6 scale. GFX is a collection of printable 1:6 scale
documents. BONHAM showcases some incredible work by an amazing
artist. Other categories are miscellaneous interests and should
2017: ONCE AGAIN, WE'RE DOOMED...
September 15, 2017
- 12/31/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Jimbobwan's Approximation of Beru Seijin from
Ultraseven Part 4: Less head, more lighting gimmicks...
- 12/29/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! CCP's Dorako from Ultraman Girls go crazy for a sharp-dressed kaiju...
- 12/28/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! TinyCylon Zetton Since I was playing around with lighting circuitry...
- 12/27/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Jimbobwan's Approximation of Beru Seijin from
Ultraseven Part 3, More Head...
- 12/26/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Jimbobwan's Approximation of Beru Seijin from
Ultraseven Part 2, Lighting gimmicks...
- 12/23/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Jimbobwan's Approximation of Beru Seijin from
Ultraseven Part 1 of what could be yet another long-winded
and drawn-out series of articles...
- 12/19/17 Japanese Daikaiju!
Marmit's Peroringa Seijin from Ultraseven
Break out yer old bell bottoms and yer stash of barrel Mescaline!
- 12/16/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Phicenized Metoron Seijin Addendum to the Metoron Seijin article.
- 12/09/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Phicenized Zetton Addendum to the Zetton article.
- 12/07/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Marmit's Borg Seijin from Ultraseven This
one doesn't have invincible thunder breasts so it looks like the
one from the TV show
- 12/06/17 Japanese Daikaiju!
Marmit's Shapuray Seijin from Ultraseven (Non-flaming version) He looked pretty
darn snazzy for his 5 seconds of screentime! Bonus:
Tomix's N-scale Science Patrol (SSSP) squad from Ultraman
- 12/03/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Queen Jo Addendum to an old article: Replacing
Medicom's King Joe armature.
- 12/03/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Marmit's Icarus Seijin from Ultraseven The nefarious
bat-eared alien disguised as your neighbor who was bent on conquering
Earth from the safety of the fourth dimension!
- 11/29/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! CCP's Pandon from Ultraseven The spikey two-headed
chicken monster who closed the '60s Ultraseven season
- 11/21/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! CCP's Dodongo from Ultraman Black series version
of the Kirin beer logo
- 11/21/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Pilot Ace's Gyango from Ultraman An oldie but
goodie from a defunct company
- 11/12/17 Japanese
Daikaiju! Bandai S.H. Figuarts Ultraseries 6" format hyper-articulated
- 11/05/17 1/6
Scale Medieval 2017 - Morgana, Boorman's Excalibur (1981) Version
Only an approximation, because I wasn't good enough...
- 09/23/17 1/6 Scale Medieval 2017 - Mordred, Boorman's Excalibur (1981) Version You've probably been waiting a long time for this one...
- 08/20/17 1/6 Scale Medieval 2017 - Armoured Knights Coo Models' Royal Knight and Brown Art's Gothic Knight...
- 08/12/17 Swords
& Sandals 2017 - Phicen/TB League Death Dealer and Captain
Sparta: Commentary, filed under "Spend-Your-Way-To-Fulfillment"...
- 05/27/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 7 - EDI A few additions (to keep me from
fixing Samara's head)...
- 05/16/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 7 - EDI Not the EDI from ME3 that you know and love...
- 05/01/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 3 - Weapons Hand-made Justicar Disciple Shotgun.
- 04/27/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 6 - Asari Project Updated with Samara pics.
- 04/16/17 FemFigs
2017 A sidebar to the Asari project. WARNING: Doll nudity
- 04/12/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 6 - Asari Project Dreams and wishes... updated
- 04/09/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 5 - Turian Project Update: New pics, new
- 03/29/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 5 - Turian Project A rough start...
- 03/18/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 4 - Quarian Project Phase 2: "Ummm... I don't like Quarians with big breasts..."
- 03/12/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 4 - Quarian Project Phase 1: The mask...
- 03/09/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 3 - 1/6th Weapons Revisited 3D printed weapons...
- 03/04/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 2 - Krogan Project Phase 2: Armor. More words,
a few more pics...
- 02/19/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 2 - Krogan Project First phase (teaser) with
a very high word count...
- 01/29/17 Mass
Effect 1/6, Part 1 - FemShep ProjectThreeZero's John
Shepard and Legion; home-made Jane Shepard (FemShep)
2016: YEAR OF THE SHEEP-MONKEY!
- 11/24/16 LES PAUL PIEZO A reversible installation of Graphtech's Ghost Acousti-Phonic piezo pickup system in a Les Paul.
- 10/16/16 STRAT 10.6 Offspring of
Strat 10: A new neck and noiseless pickups means that there's nothing
left of the original Strat 10.
- 09/17/16 STRAT 12 Fender Japan's STR-75 from the late '80s-- a Floyd Rose HSS "Super Strat".
- 09/17/16 STRAT 10.5.1 The Rosewood
Strat with a gold hardware conversion: Super Vee's Bladerunner tremolo,
and Sperzel staggered locking tuners.
- 07/15/16 STRAT 10.5 Strat 10, transformed
into the Rosewood Strat, a.k.a., the wooden boat anchor guitar.
This got the full-on woody treatment, including Reed James wooden
single coil pickups.
- 06/23/16 Floyd Rose FRX Whammy for Les Pauls A no-routing solution for giving your elegant Les Paul some
down-home trailer trash mojo. Yee haw!
Star Wars Revisited, Parts 6 - 10 I'm already back in
guitar-geek mode so I almost didn't upload these...
- 01/17/16 EF510+E26 Cassiopeia Limited Express Train (Kato 10-833 & 10-834)
2015: OH... I GUESS WE'RE STILL HERE?
- 12/33/15 Sound Decoder Intermittent Power
- 12/32/15 Troubleshooting Locomotive Intermittent Power
- 12/31/15 DD51-842 Imperial Diesel Locomotive (Kato 7008-5)
- 12/29/15 EF81-81 Imperial Electric Locomotive (Kato 3066-6)
- 12/23/15 DCC Consisting More n-scale train stuff...
- 12/12/15 DD54 Imperial Diesel Locomotive (Kato 7010-3)
- 12/10/15 N-SCALE
A new sub-index with a bunch of wordy, nerdy, and rambling articles
about model railroading trains... (I guess this completes my journey
to the Geezer Side of The Force?)
- 09/20/15 Eye Scream's Banila from Ultraman 34-cm PVC statue from a company I'd never heard of
- 08/25/15 Medicom's/Hyper Hobby RAH Seabozu from Ultraman An obscure rubber-suit monster release from Medicom
- 08/23/15 CCP's
Windom from Ultraseven (a.k.a. "Windam") Vac-metalized vinyl
toy depicting one of Ultraseven's "Capsule Monsters"
- 08/21/15 Medicom's RAH 1967 Gyaos Rubber-suit
kit depicting the flying monster from Gamera vs. Gyaos
- 08/15/15 Billiken's
Teresudon from Ultraman Vinyl garage kit of an iconic kaiju...
- 08/10/15 Jirass from Ultraman A Conversion of Billiken's
1965 Godzilla, a.k.a. Godzilla with a frill collar and yellow paint...
- 08/08/15 Billiken's Goro from Ultra-Q
A funky giant monkey critter in the form of a vinyl kit...
- 08/05/15 Medicom's
Ragon from Ultra-Q Circa 2000 vinyl figure, before their rubber-suited
- 07/31/15 Medicom's
RAH 1954 Godzilla Not an Ultra-series monster, but a rubber
suited near-Jirass, minus the face, frill collar, and yellow paint...
- 07/24/15 Neo
Superu Seijin An evil alien critter from Ultraseven's banned
episode; "Neo" means that this one's got boobs...
- 07/12/15 CCP's
Keronia from Ultraman Conversion of a vinyl figure into an
articulated 12" representation of the evil blood-drinking
ambulatory plant creature...
- 07/09/15 Medicom's
Alien Zarab from Ultraman Review of the rubber-suited bullet-headed
space creature from the '60s TV series, Ultraman...
- 07/03/15 Mo'
Ibbies Guitars!!! Jemersatzenstein Ibbievai, Ibanez RG1XXV,
Ibanez Jem 77FP-- Flashback to the '80s, really gaudy guitars!
- 07/03/15 Ibanez's Blackbox Switches 3PS1CGAE5 (HSH) and 3PS1SC5 (HH): Reference (for me), so I can remember how the switches work...
- 07/03/15 MU-FX TRU-TRON 3X 21st century envelope filter stompbox; Another trip down
2014: DIDN'T YOU GET THE FUCKING MEMO?
2013: DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD?
2012: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
- 12/30/12 Medieval Lite Comments for the end of the year as we know it.
- 09/22/12 Strat 11 A Lucite plastic guitar/boat anchor.
- 09/20/12 Strat 10? Yet another partscaster,
assembled from a new Warmoth body, a solid rosewood neck, EMG SAVX pickups,
with Guitarfetish's SRV Exciter and Crackpotz "Stack in a Jack" circuits.
- 09/17/12 Gretsch BST-1000 She ain't much to look at and gets little respect, but
she's a fine player...
- 07/17/12 Wah
Wha Wau Bow Wow Yoy Yoy Wah wah pedals, for guitars, natch...
- 07/01/12 Number 9 Oh boy, more guitar stuff! Another partscaster,
using the YJM body from Strat 7, an Eric Johnson maple neck, Callaham
narrow bridge, David Allen's Dover single-coil pickups, and an S-1 switch
& Superswitch, wired up "Nashville" style.
- 06/10/12 Rickenbackers Not to be confused with the WWI ace-- Guitars, of course...
2011: THE YEAR WE GOT TIRED OF STUPID ACRONYMS (TYWGTOSA)
- 12/30/11 Exoto's
Diecast Chaparrals and More Outrageously detailed stuff, for the fan
of really cool stuff...
- 12/30/11 SF3D
Ma.K Mania 2011, Part 3 Femfigs and Furniture - a Slight Digression
(part 4 is on hold, pending something interesting to write about)...
- 12/30/11 SF3D
Ma.K Mania 2011, Part 2 Starting the 1:6 Nitto Fireball project, to be finished someday(?)...
- 12/30/11 SF3D
Ma.K Mania 2011, Part 1 Some (mainly) 1:6 stuff that I finally
got around to uploading...
- 10/01/11 DinoMania
2011 - Part 4 Garage Kit Dinos; Blanco's 1:35 Giganotosaurus,
Geene's 1:35 T-rex...
- 08/28/11 DinoMania
2011 - Part 3 Tamiya 1:35 Dinosaur Diorama kits; Pterosaurs
09/03/11 Updated with Oviraptor...
09/04/11 Undated with Hypsilophodon...
- 08/15/11 DinoMania
2011 - Part 2 Tamiya 1:35 Dinosaur Diorama kits; Brachiosaurus
& Raptoresque; a rare modeling article that rediscovers things
that I've probably talked about a zillion times before...
- 08/06/11 DinoMania
2011 Heck, who doesn't like dinosaurs? Dinostoreus makes some
08/18/11 Updated with Tyrannosaurus...
- 08/04/11 AquaMania
2011 Another personal interest, totally unrelated to guitars
or the original focus of this website. What can I say? I like
fish, but I don't like to eat 'em.
- 08/04/11 Les
Pauls (LP) The acquisition of another Les Paul prompted me
to write this article (started in April) about my "regular" Les
Pauls, mostly from Gibson's 2007 "Guitar of the Week"
- 02/27/11 Frackin'
Cylon Strat (FCS) Aluminum body chrome plated Partscaster
with a graphite neck and active bass, mid and treble controls...
- 01/23/11 Rat
2 Circuit in an Ibanez RG2550Z Super Strat (R2CIAIRSS) Another
long-winded article about stuff that no one cares about...
- 01/15/11 Sustainiac
Installation in an Ibanez S-Series Guitar (SIIAISSG) Fry ma
hide! My Ibanez S420 sustains for .416666 days without
2010: TWO YEARS UNTIL 2012
- 12/18/10 Ibanez
Super Strat, Part 2 My RG2550, about as "Partscaster" as you
get in the world of Ibbies...
- 12/01/10 2010 Roundup
of STUFFDOM A "Wazzbinup" of all those missing updates, cleverly
grouped under the umbrella of "DOM" (or "dumb")...
- 12/01/10 2010
RCDOM RC, meaning "Radio Controlled"-- micro heli & buggies...
- 12/01/10 2010
BEERDOM Kegerators and homebrew...
- 12/01/10 2010
GUITARDOM Leslie in a stompbox, Ibanezeses, Nekkid girl
- 02/05/10 Mondo Guyver
3 Those zany recasters from the Land of Fighting Kites...
- 01/23/10 Mondo Guyver
2 When you're burned out on Alien stuff, it's time to post
2009: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL DOING THIS
- 11/22/09 1:6 Scale
Alien Queen Kit, Part 4 Queenie Gets a Facelift... (updated
- 11/14/09 1:6 Scale
Alien Queen Kit, Part 3 Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Dweebo...
- 11/08/09 1:6 Scale
Alien Queen Kit, Part 2 Building the Beast...
- 11/05/09 1:6 Scale
Alien Queen Kit I have many, many personal grail quests. This
is one that I couldn't let pass me by...
- 11/03/09 Gear Ratio Simulator
for Impact Transmission Units Another calculator for RC tanks...
- 10/29/09 RC Tank Scale Speed
Calculator A minor variation on the Slot Car speed calculator...
- 10/15/09 Index- 1:16 Scale
Radio Controlled Tank Articles Hey, Wassup??? A batch
of wordy & nerdy articles about a new interest that started a
few months back...
- 07/01/09 Fun Stuff, as the
Sky Falls: Part 2 Radio Controlled Tanks...
- 07/01/09 Fun Stuff, as the
Sky Falls Cameras, Guns, & Radio Controlled Cars...
- 02/07/09 Robots Will Kill You!
Deconstructing Majestic Studio's Cylon Centurion...
- 01/27/09 Star Wars, Revisited - Part 5
Darth Deimos. Why? Because collecting is expensive and not nearly
as much fun... (updated 02/07/09)
2008: THE YEAR WE MADE QUESO
Rest In Peace, Chris Chulamanis
January 10, 2008
- 12/30/08 Star Wars, Revisited - Part 4
Sadly, the quest for the secret El Patio Queso recipe ends in
- 11/02/08 Star Wars, Revisited - Part 3
Jabba & Friends...
- 11/01/08 Star Wars, Revisited - Part 2
Sideshow's Trilogy heroes...
- 11/01/08 Star Wars, Revisited
Intro to a series of articles about 12" Star Wars stuff...
- 07/19/08 Jonesin' For A Leslie
Yep, still doing that guitar stuff. Read about my quest for that
Leslie guitar sound...
- 07/10/08 Strat 7 The
Yngwie J. Malmsteen Strat, modified...
- 06/08/08 Shoehorning a Strat,
Part 2 How to fold an SD-1 circuitboard; diddling with
a ProCo Rat 2...
- 05/24/08 Scalloped Neck Guitars
And now, for something completely similar to what I'd done
before... Yes, I've been doing the guitar thing for the last
few months. (Growing Jalapeño peppers too, but I'm not
gonna write about that...)
- 02/10/08 Aliensstuff (boerd
regis req) The result of Burned-Out-On-Predatorstuff (BOOP) syndrome...
- 01/11/08 Refurb: FAK-Q Predatorialized (boerd
regis req) Followup to the 1998 project...
2007... zzzzzzzzzz (Ten Years After)
- 12/22/07 Battle Queen Predator, the Article Sorry,
the Prom Queen concept was just too terrifying...
- 12/02/07 Preview: Prom
Queen Predator If you're registered, you can check it
out; otherwise, wait for the article...
- 11/24/07 Hooters Predator, the Article Okay,
she's not quite finished, but here's the article...
- 11/20/07 Preview:
Hooters Predator There's no article... (y'know, it's
much faster just to make the stuff!)
- 11/10/07 BLAKK2.4 Part 4; Say
it loud, she's black and wearing metal underwear...
- 11/05/07 ######.3 Part 3 of the
- 11/03/07 #####.2 Part 2 of the
project about making something...
- 10/28/07 #### A new project about
making something or another...
- 10/28/07 Hot Toys' Truetype 38 Figure A
look at a figure that's new to me...
- 10/14/07 Acme, the Red Demoness - Part
3 A few changes to an oldie...
- 09/26/07 Gabora, Alternate Version
(updated) Uhhh... collect 'em all?
- 09/16/07 King Joe, from Ultraseven
(updated) Added a spiffy light kit to the Banpresto version,
with short video...
- 09/09/07 Garamon, from Ultra Q Medicom's
ultra-cool version of a classic...
- 09/08/07 King Joe, from Ultraseven Medicom's
version and revisiting Banpresto's...
- 04/28/07 Gabora! The quest comes
to an end... (Yes, it's an Ultraman monster)
- 04/21/07 Remarks Redundant link
to the "I Sez" section (in other words, "padding")
- 04/20/07 Bira Seijin & Neronga I
guess that's pretty self-explanatory... if you're an Ultranerd.
Translation: It's a review of Ultraseven/Ultraman stuff-- X-Plus'
resin model & CCP vinyl figure
- 02/10/07 Guts, Pegassa, & Chiburu I
guess that's... (darn, used that gag already) Translation: It's
a review of a couple of Medicom's Ultraseries dolls, and a Billiken
garage kit. Article's been up for a while, but finally got indexed
HUH? IT'S 2006???
ONCE UPON A TIME, IT WAS 2005
- 12/31/05 Medicom's Zetton & Metoron Seijin From
Ultraman & Ultraseven, two rubber-suited dolls I was so sure I wouldn't
- 12/25/05 *Dahli, the Jungle Huntress Weird fetishy stuff, locked up in the new "Raunchy Projects" dungeon...
- 11/26/05 Billiken's Godora Seijin Ultraseven's lobster-headed nemesis, served up as a garage kit...
- 11/25/05 Kaiyodo's Garadama Monster Complete
garage kit buildup, done as Pigmon (and proving that size matters not)...
- 11/19/05 Medicom's Ultraseven Reviewing another version of Ultraseven...
- 11/12/05 12" Ultra Monsters 4 Antora/Antler,
Pegassa Seijin & Pegira repaint, from Billiken..
- 11/06/05 12" Ultra Monsters 3 Kanegon & Eleking
repaint, from Billiken...
- 10/20/05 12" Ultra Monsters 2 More garage kits-- Pagos & Bemura, from Billiken...
- 10/15/05 Takara's Annu & Fuji Review & Hayata conversion, with CG 2.0 op-ed...
- 10/08/05 12" Ultra Monsters Old vinyl kits-- Kemurujin, Gomora & Red King...
- 09/14/05 Medicom's Mephiras Seijin from Ultraman The next in the series, just released...
- 09/11/05 Action Doll A Review of Obitsu Body and Other Stuff...
- 09/06/05 Neo Borg Seijin Ripped from Ultraseven, not Star Trek's Borg...
- 08/29/05 Nemesis The sad results of a brain
oversaturated with Ultraman Tiga episodes...
- 08/24/05 Dadamama From the "Personals" section
of the Dada Chronicle...
- 08/11/05 Ultrawoman Lulu
Another quickie fanfic project...
- 08/01/05 Fearumu - Rotten Half-Sister of Kyojin Camearra
Delving into the Ultraman genre for a quickie project...
- 07/15/05 Medicom's Dada from Ultraman Yet
another Ultraman review. Gee, maybe there's a pattern developing?
- 06/30/05 Medicom's Baltan Seijin from Ultraman Another
review. Surely, everyone's heard of Baltan Seijin?
- 06/13/05 Bio-Booster Armoured Alien Demoness B'harbi
Naw... just kidding. It's really an Indiana Jones custom job... Naw...
- 06/13/05 Medicom's Jamila Creature from Ultraman
A review of one of the most eagerly awaited dolls since Adric...
- 06/13/05 Monte Montgomery pics My other hobby:
Guitar Godz worship...
IT USED TO BE 2004
WHAT WAS UP IN 2003
WHAT WAS UP IN 2002
- 12/22/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Eight The
Undead Project... (updated 12/30/02)
- 12/01/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Seven The
Pogosnout of Pokiefenokee... (updated 12/08/02)
- 11/30/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Six Is it
Live or is it Mammorex? The silicone-inflated analogue of chainmail...
- 11/26/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Five Is Maile
Hell? Inquiring minds want to know... (updated 11/29/02)
- 11/23/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Four The
Cuirass of Damnation...
- 11/21/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Three Medieval
Temptation; "Kitbashing" 1:1, a.k.a. "Spending Your Way To Hell"...
- 11/17/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part Two And so
it continues... The Hounskull of Hell (updated 11/21/02)
- 11/16/02 The Toll Road to Hell, Part One And so
it begins... (again) The Whooters of Purgatory
- 10/26/02 Drachae, The Spider Witch Another totally
nekkid beauty with exotic features...
- 10/08/02 Valkyrie 2 Part 2 of the Gretchen project.
The pain is all in the details... (updated 10/11/02)
- 10/04/02 R.I.P., Gretchen Gazongas Hey, it's been
swollen, but it's time to let the air out... (Warning: the usual SALTY
& SEXIST LANGUAGE) (updated 10/06/02)
- 09/28/02 Impotentate Yeah, it's him but it's
really about robe making...
- 09/26/02 Medicom's Fujiko Mine There hasn't been
much to review in a long time... (Warning: HUGE, NIPPLELESS BREASTS!)
- 09/14/02 Armoured Cheescake Instead of tackling
the exciting "Lady Fishmonger" or "Ordinary Townsperson" project,
I've decided to bring you this...
- 09/08/02 Demon Warrior 2 It's both page 2 of Demon
Warrior article and an entirely new figure who happens to look like the last
- 08/25/02 Grrrrr... Arrrrgh... It's the Demon Warrior
from a recent I Sez/Remarks entry, now in project format... (updated
- 08/11/02 Abuela Move along, you won't find any naked
breasts here... (updated 08/14/02)
- 07/28/02 High Priestess (Reworking the Mall Babe)
Minorly revising an old figure... (Danger: PAINTED NIPPLE!)
- 07/05/02 Monkey Woman In The Beginning, a long time
ago, in a galaxy far, far away... (Warning: NAKED MONKEY BREASTS!) (updated
- 06/05/02 Troll Demon A quickie (NOT!) extra to flesh
out the Primeval World... (updated 06/16/02)
- 05/29/02 Jezebel 2 Hot action shots of Jezzie
doing vegetables, farm animals, and midgets on roller skates...
- 05/19/02 Jake Wardlow - Diorama Artist A guest
submission of some cool diorama photography...
- 05/17/02 Jezebel (Messin' With Perfection) Recovered
from the Dead Sea, the long-lost article... (updated 05/21/02)
- 05/12/02 Views From the Wasteland Just pix...
- 04/26/02 Bunny 2 More of Big Butted Bunny, with
a meandering discussion of posing...
- 04/23/02 Bunny The chainmail bikini poster gal,
as seen in the recent "I Sez/Remarks" section...
- 04/23/02 BBI's Perfect Body CG/CY I'm not supposed
to do reviews, but I do them anyway, just to irritate people... (updated 04/25/02)
- 04/06/02 Jungle Princess Ashanti- LITE VERSION
(For non-contributors to the Message Board) BBI's Ebony gives up the streets
for the rustic life ... (Danger: NKD DLLS)
- 04/06/02 Jungle Princess Ashanti- PREMIUM VERSION
(For contributors to the Message Board) BBI's Ebony gives up the streets for
the rustic life ... (Danger: NAKED DOLLS!) (©¢¤ô§ 07-04-02)
- 04/06/02 Small Stuff Updated with info about Heat
- 03/24/02 * Part 2- Queen of the Demon Monkey Goddesses
Because there's no warning at the top of the page, entry is through the bottom
of Part 1 (unless you've figured out how I name files)... (Danger: BIG
PICS OF WET NAKED BOOBS!)
- 03/14/02 Bandai's Ultraman Type-C You must be over
40 years old to read this article... (Danger: EXPENSIVE TOY!)
- 03/10/02 SST's Holy Grail Review Yeah, so the site's
been down for a buncha days. And??? So, I haven't been answering email either.
And??? What's your point???...
- 02/24/02 * Queen of the Demon Monkey Goddesses Just
another big girl with big horns... (Danger: NUDITY!) (updated 03/14/02)
- 02/17/02 Chasing the Dragon One of those periodic
editorials I do in lieu of starting new stuff...
- 02/08/02 B-I-G Top Shelf Collectibles' Men of
- 01/28/02 BBI's Joanna Dark (costarring Mai Shiranui)
BBI stole Dragon's thunder and their removeable upper torso concepts...
Whoops... sorry: (Danger: NUDITY!) (updated 02/05/02)
- 01/27/02 *Green Demon Monkey Goddess Speaking of
sows...(Danger: NUDITY & LEWDITY!) (updated 02/10/02)
- 01/19/02 SOW'S EAR SAFS, PART 2 Finishing touches;
it now has a more dignified (or pompous) nickname...
- 01/01/02 SOW'S EAR SAFS Foolish human. Did you
think the new year had any special meaning for me? Relentlessly, we plod...
WHAT WAS UP IN 2001
- 12/29/01 1:6 SAFS, Part 3 These pages are filling
up waaay too fast; a moron's guide to painting... (updated 12/30/01)
- 12/26/01 1:6 SAFS, Part 2 Article mitosis; the
arms, the legs, the hatch... (updated 12/27/01)
- 12/16/01 1:6 SAFS A possible/impossible (?)
conversion project... (updated 12/22/01)
- 12/15/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit 4 Sheesh! This ain't over
yet??? (updated 12/18/01)
- 12/10/01 Small Stuff A BTW tool-talk article; chucks,
buttons, zippers & eyelets...
- 12/07/01 Hasbro's Super Articulation Joe A review;
Hasbro again proves that Joe is worth dumping some development money into...
- 12/02/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit 3 Deconstruction, more
downside detailing as we ooze closer to the the finality of painting... (updated
- 11/23/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit 2 A new page to start
Phase 2 of the project: Detailing... (updated 11/30/01)
- 11/23/01 SF3D/Maschinen Krieger Background material;
a quick look at some of the Nitto models... (updated 12/22/01)
- 11/03/01 Sci-fi Hardsuit A continuation of the Via
Borracho project or the start of a new dead end? Time will tell...
- 10/28/01 Via Borracho, Episode 2 Drill dangerous
old boy! It continues...
- 10/18/01 Playboy's Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt
She finally came. So... what were you expecting???
- 10/15/01 Takara's CY Girl - Cutie Honey Review of
a bit of Japanese esoterica...
- 10/15/01 Via Borracho Another face of Eve... (Danger:
Boobs ahoy!) (updated 10/27/01)
- 10/11/01 DML's Eve 2.0 I said I wouldn't buy one
but I lied...
- 10/02/01 Huaca Juaca I guess there's more to life
than buying toys? If produced commercially, this would be a real shelf squatter...
- 09/24/01 Hasbro's Weapon Tech Hey, more reviews!
Shop Til U Drop. As Barbie sez, "Spending money is fuuuuun..."
- 09/21/01 BBI's F-15C Cockpit Yet another review,
just in case you're considering getting one for your F-15 pilot... (updated
- 09/19/01 Dragon's F-14 Pilot Another review, just
in case you're considering getting one for your F-15 pilot...
- 09/13/01 BBI's F-15C Pilot A review, just in case
you're considering getting one for your F-15 cockpit... (updated 09/16/01)
- 08/17/01 Real Doll 2020, Part 2 Ongoing project
notes for Galbot, split into two parts for your browsing convenience... (updated
- 08/07/01 Thumbnail Index to Some Projects It's
a retarded idea I've had for a long time. Someday I may get around to some
- 07/28/01 Review: Future Klink of Stalag 1300? Since
we're doing robot stuff, here's a lite Neo Henshin Cyborg piece...
- 07/24/01 Real Doll 2020 An unfinished slacker's
- 07/24/01 Review: Volks Neo Guy What kinda name is
Neo Guy anyway? Sheesh! I guess it beats "Neo Fella" though...
- 06/22/01 Review: Volks Neo Base Model It's summertime
in the Northern Hemisphere, but the site isn't entirely dormant...
- 05/28/01 Lindsey Goes Metal A quickie costuming
thing, pandering to those who like boobs behind mesh...
- 05/17/01 Minerva After much blood, sweat & tears,
page 3 of the Athena project (updated 05/26/01)...
- 04/28/01 Athena Page 2 of the Barbra Underwire
recycling project, with a more substantial "elephant part" (updated 04/30/01)...
- 04/21/01 Barbra Underwire, Recycled Recycling the
only blond female figure that I've ever made... Hey, some of my best friends
are blond! (Danger: NIPPLEAGE!) (updated 04/27/01)...
- 04/01/01 Generic Fantasy Warrior: Part 4 The Finale...
Could it finally be over? We'll see about that... (updated 04/02/01)
- 03/24/01 Mondo Guyver Don't get excited. It's just
a bunch of pictures of Max Factory's model kits. Pure filler...
- 03/21/01 Air Power A rare tool-talk article; Before
Viagra, there were penile implants. But this article's about air compressors...
- 03/15/01 Generic Fantasy Warrior: Part 2 The Spectacle...
Just what you've been waiting for. See Jimbob spend money OTA... (updated
- 02/23/01 Jacqueline 21st Century Toys' new "Ultimate
- 02/23/01 Generic Fantasy Warrior First installment
of what could be a long, drawn-out and boring project. Text-heavy, to get
you in that mood... (updated 03/14/01)
- 02/15/01 Neo Eve Dragon's new "Ultimate Soft Skin"
- 02/14/01 Artie Livia Gets a Whole Buncha Bones...
Articulating a skeleton (updated 02/18/01)
- 02/07/01 Yellow Submarine's Collectible Items, Part
2 More on the Mauser, the MP28 & MP41...
- 02/05/01 Get Real Girl A review of a fairly obscure
but relatively recently released femfig...
- 02/02/01 *Livia
Gets The Bone This is what you were waiting for, right? (Danger:
NUDITY!) (updated 02/04/01)
- 01/28/01 *Livia's Stuff A second page to show off
her "stuff" (no, not that stuff)...(Danger: NO NUDITY!) (updated
- 01/26/01 *Livia If you like nekkid horny big-legged
women, this one's for you... (Danger: NUDITY!)
- 01/12/01 More Bull It's the project from the cusp
of the millennium, brought back to comatose state with very minor updates.
It now resides on two pages, and this is page 2... (updated 1/13/01)
- 01/09/01 Yellow Submarine's Collectible Items No
figures this time. Just big & little guns...
- 01/03/01 Freakie Frankie A look at Sideshow Toy's
variations on a theme... (updated 1/7/01)
WHAT WAS UP IN 2000
- 12/28/00 Bull What I meant by "bigger"...(Danger:
- 12/26/00 Lilith's Vacation in Hell A few more pix...
- 12/20/00 Lilith A Devil Gal with big horns... (Danger:
- 12/18/00 Sean the Ripper From Sean, taken from the
Guestbook: A look inside the JAKKS Pacific dolls...
- 12/17/00 Pat 30581401 A look at the Selena/Kelly
- 12/14/00 BBI's Dream Gals Wow, I invented these,
right after inventing the Internet (CY Girls revue)... (updated 1/7/01)
- 07/26/00 Minx The Amazon complainer from Hel...
- 07/16/00 What i Did This Summer Some filler pics
shot in a synthetic natural setting...
- 06/24/00 Little Brother Hey, it's cute lil' Annie
- 06/13/00 Here's Lindsey It's hard to follow in the
footsteps of all those entertaining articles I've posted recently, but I try...
- 06/06/00 Where's Eve? Since Winona's been reviewed
to death already, another one can't hurt... (updated 06/10/00)
- 06/02/00 Skinned Figures A wordy discussion prompted
by a submission in the Guestbook ... ( Uh... What Was the Question Again?
- 06/02/00 Golden Crane Creativity Award An opportunity
to point out the existence of my obscure "vanity page" (which is supposed
to be different from the rest of the site). Wow, you can now read my article
from the defunct "Go Figure" magazine too, woo hoo!
- 05/24/00 Base Model A look at Volks' Base Model
figure doll thingamawhachacallit...
- 05/20/00 Spring Cleaning Another type of customizing:
Customizing the workroom... (updated 05/23/00)
- 05/10/00 Inside SSSSAM As promised, an inside look
at 21st Century Toys' new "Super Soldier" figure...
- 05/05/00Mattel Slayer? Still coasting, but here's
a critical look at 21st Century's much-anticipated "Super Soldier" figure...
- 04/27/00 Cherry Tarts As penance for my current
burnout phase, I've added an update to this article. You can't have too much
of a good thing...
- 04/15/00 Demon Lord Hey, the script called for
one of these... (updated 04/24/00)
- 04/13/00 Added the new subindex "GFX" (across the top) for downloadable
& printable graphics. Also, be sure to check out David Williams' revised (04/14/00)
Lucky Strikes graphic and new matches: He's a mad tweaker (just like
- 04/11/00 Little Sister Before the proliferation
of cable and Microsoft's font, it was fashionable to call gals like this "Aerial",
"Arial" or "Ariel". I call her "Alor of the Littlecups", and now
you can see what she looks like below them... (updated 04/12/00)
- 04/11/00 Ssssmokinnn' David and Kyle submitted
downloadable graphics of the Green Luckies version, while I try to find an
elegant way of editing the revision into the original article...
- 04/08/00 Little Sister The new Frazetta-ish gal...
- 04/08/00 Ssssmokinnn' Some new downloadable graphics
for the "Dirty Dave" article, submitted by David Williams. Kewl...
- 04/06/00 Formative Slayer? We're on a roll, so
why not? From the folks who brought you Barbie, behold Max Headr...Steel!!!...
- 04/01/00 Dragon Slayer? Taking a break from the
project, so here's an article about the new SOTW figure...
- 03/29/00 No Guts, No Glory What happens when you
eat too many rare Rib Eyes? Find out... (updated 04/05/00)
- 03/16/00 Primal Man Primal World continues. Sheesh,
I'm tired of putting these nekkid boobage warnings on articles (updated 03/25/00)...
- 03/13/00 *Something Old, Something New Part 3: "This
Is Not Jo Momma's Barbie Doll" (sorry, due to the "adult" theme, you have
to access it through the first page)...
- 03/11/00 "I Make Movies With Joes" A guest submission
which shows another fun and creative thing you can do...
- 03/07/00 *Something Old, Something New A new or
an old project, depending on how you look at it (updated 03/09/00; part 2)...
- 03/04/00 Francis Tavares' Bond One of the perks
of being an "Image Depot"...
- 03/04/00 Ron's Tanker Helmet A guest submission
which epitomizes the spirit of customizing at its finest...
- 02/28/00 Cherry Tarts And now, for something completely
- 02/27/00 Dirty Dave 4 Leggings: Sorry, but I jumped
the gun and wrapped the "pop quiz" up early so we could move on to other things...
- 02/24/00 Dirty Dave 3 Split for further expansion
& faster loading: Third page of the customizing project- Walkie talkie...
- 02/19/00 Dirty Dave 2 Second page of the customizing
project- Jacket, buttons, patches, smokes...
- 02/11/00 Dirty Dave Customizing Dragon's WWII 1st
Infantry "Dave"- belt, leggings, helmet, Tommygun...
- 02/08/00 Shadow of the Dragon A long, pictureless
article about the impact of the Big Boys on customizing (yawn). Pass on this
- 02/05/00 Evabeth Continued Continued... The article
was getting longish, so it reproduced asexually. Fishnet Hose & Heels (updated
- 01/29/00 Evabeth Continued... The Millennium is
an illusion. Time flows linearly and continuously. An article about painting...
- 01/22/00 Mattel's Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra
Y'know, like a doll review? Sort of a follow-up to the last thing I worked
on, way back last year before I threw my brain onto a live grenade...
- 01/22/00 Luciano-Pierfrancesco-Hill
WWII--Italy. Nothing new from me, but some pic submissions I should have put
up last year...
WHAT WAS ONCE
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