QUEEN DRAGON MOMMA'S
DEAR DIARY OF DARKNESS

Last modified: Saturday, January 6, 2001 6:20 PM

Although Spot doesn't fetch slippers or howl on command, at least he's housebroken and will eat just about anything, without leaving messy entrails strewn about.

 

The enslaved help has to be given very explicit instructions about which tortured knights to trim from the trees, and which to leave dangling. Otherwise, they'd chop every one down... they're crude butchers who have no sense of artistic beauty.

 

It's not easy being an evil sorceress queen. You have to remember which knife to use for dinner, which knife to use for castrations, which knife to use for ritual sacrifices...

 

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